The CH office....
Geoff: Sandy, review this game. *hands him a copy of Mario Odyssey.
Alessandro: But you love the Mario games, why don't you do it?
G: Because I'm playing it to enjoy it. And I'm biased toward Mario games.
A: What if I don't like it?
G: If it scores less than 10, I'll give you every single terrible game to review in future.
A: I thought you chose me to keep bias OUT of the review.
G: Speak of this to anyone, and I will make you review my sweaty underwear.
A: ...I can tell just by looking at the cover that it's an amazing game.
G: Smart move, Sandy....