(Dedicated, with great respect, to President-Elect Donald Trump)
I am Whiteman, hear me roar With vote counts too yuge to ignore And I know too much to go back and pretend 'Cause this Casper's suffered much before Been stabbed and left-for-dead on the floor No NAM's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But now the White House I've gained If I have to, I can build anything I am strong (strong!) I am invincible (invincible!) I am Whiteman
You can bend but never break Trump 'Cause it only serves to make Trump More determined to build that goddamned Wall Now Whites come back even stronger Not a cuckold any longer 'Cause you've increased the testosterone in our balls
Oh yes, Whites are wise With superb Caucasian brain Sometimes I'm not so nice But both Congress and Senate I've gained If I have to, I can build any wall I am strong (strong!) I am irreplaceable (irreplaceable!) I am Whiteman
I am Whiteman watch me grow Freed from the Muslim and Negro As I spread my sunburned arms across the land The Alt-Right's still an embryo With a long long way to go Until we make minorites understand
Oh yes we are wise So we jumped on the Trump Train We've all sure paid the price But now our land's regained When we're forced to, we can defeat anything!
We are Whitemen! We are invincible! We are strong! We are Whitemen!
A little toe-tappin' tonic for the troops:
"I am Whiteman"
(Dedicated, with great respect, to President-Elect Donald Trump)
I am Whiteman, hear me roar
With vote counts too yuge to ignore
And I know too much to go back and pretend
'Cause this Casper's suffered much before
Been stabbed and left-for-dead on the floor
No NAM's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But now the White House I've gained
If I have to, I can build anything
I am strong (strong!)
I am invincible (invincible!)
I am Whiteman
You can bend but never break Trump
'Cause it only serves to make Trump
More determined to build that goddamned Wall
Now Whites come back even stronger
Not a cuckold any longer
'Cause you've increased the testosterone in our balls
Oh yes, Whites are wise
With superb Caucasian brain
Sometimes I'm not so nice
But both Congress and Senate I've gained
If I have to, I can build any wall
I am strong (strong!)
I am irreplaceable (irreplaceable!)
I am Whiteman
I am Whiteman watch me grow
Freed from the Muslim and Negro
As I spread my sunburned arms across the land
The Alt-Right's still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until we make minorites understand
Oh yes we are wise
So we jumped on the Trump Train
We've all sure paid the price
But now our land's regained
When we're forced to, we can defeat anything!
We are Whitemen!
We are invincible!
We are strong!
We are Whitemen!