I've concluded that there are two types of people running around loose in the world: Those who understand that letting their dogs take a dump on FDR's grave is a patriotic imperative, and everyone else who thinks he's some sort of hero. Related: I'm appalled that Woodrow Wilson is buried in Arlington. If the Veterans ever turn Zombie, it'll be to kick his ass out of hallowed ground.

Update: Thanks to the folks who pointed out that Wilson's remains desecrate the National Cathedral, rather than Arlington. Phew.